A lady approaches her priest and tells him “Father,I have 2 female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing; ‘Hi, we are harlots. Want to have some fun?’”
“That’s terrible!” the priest exclaimed, “I have a solution to your problem.Bring your 2 female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my 2 male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn the joys of praise and worship.”
“Thank you!” the woman responded. The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the priest’s house. His 2 male parrots are holding the rosary beads and praying in their cage.
The lady puts her 2 female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots say “Hi we are harlots, want to have some fun?”
The male patriots answer "Our prayer is answered !"
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