A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was all over him, yelling at him, crying because she thought he was with another woman.
"No, honey, I swear, I was at this bar, and it was so fancy that even the URINALS were made of GOLD!!!", the man said.
She said she did NOT believe him, so she called the bar.
"Hello!", she said, "I just want to ask ONE question. My husband claims to have spent the night at your bar & I have ONE question ONLY; are your URINALS made or covered in GOLD???"
To which she heard the bartender saying this over the phone to another of his colleague, "Hey, Clarence! I think we found that guy who pissed in your SAXOPHONE!!! Cos his wife is on the phone with me NOW!!!"
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