To rubbit The rabbit

A man goes down to a country side to become a farmer because it's his life long dreams. So, he buys a piece of land & goes down there.

Now all he needs are some animals. So, he goes into a store & asks the clerk for a rooster to wake him up every morning.

The clerk says, "We do not call them ROOSTERS; we call them COCKS."

"Okay!", the man says. "I'll take a COCK & a RABBIT for the farm then."

"No! We pronounce it as RUBBIT," says the clerk.

"Okay, I'll take those TWO THINGS & a MULE to carry them home then", says the man.

"No! We do not call them MULES; we call them ASSES & every time when the ASS stops walking, just scratch behind his ears", says the clerk.

So, the man walks out of the store with his three animals that he just bought and as he's walking home; all of a sudden the MULE stops and co-incidentally a lady happens to be walking by.

So, the man sees the lady passing by & asks, "Hello Missy! Would you be so kind to help me please to hold my COCK & RUBBIT while I scratch my ASS???"