One fine day, little Joey went to the school infirmary and dramatically told the nurse there: "Better tell the doctor to excuse me from school. I think I am coming down with a serious bout of influenza ..... I was in the super market vegetable produce section, helping mum to choose veggies like cucumbers, carrots and egg plants when I noticed my panties getting wet with mucous fluids ..."
The school doctor immediately charged little Joey for "truant" and called in her parents!
Now you know why my academic achievements are soooo underwhelming and I have a allergic reaction to school!!!
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