Getting wet

One fine day, little Joey went to the school infirmary and dramatically told the nurse there: "Better tell the doctor to excuse me from school. I think I am coming down with a serious bout of influenza ..... I was in the super market vegetable produce section, helping mum to choose veggies like cucumbers, carrots and egg plants when I noticed my panties getting wet with mucous fluids ..."

The school doctor immediately charged little Joey for "truant" and called in her parents!

Now you know why my academic achievements are soooo underwhelming and I have a allergic reaction to school!!!

From a facebook friend

Was told he would turn into stone

Have you heard of this cute little joke whereby a boy and his best buddy was mowing a lawn when they accidentally espied that their beautiful neighborhood vixen was sunbathing naked.

Upon witnessing this immaculate naked female flesh, the boy immediately started running away, with tears streaming from his eyes.

As he ran, he can be heard sobbing: "boo hoo hoo ... oh no! oh no! oh no! my mum did warn that if I look at a naked lady, I'll turn into stone. Guess what? a part of me is already getting hard! boo hoo hoo!"

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ... snigger snigger snigger! smile emoticon

From a facebook friend

Car breakdown