Wednesday, November 30, 2011

No Firewall

A little boy goes to his father & asks : "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers : "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your mother & I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mother & we met at a cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said :

"YOU'VE GOT MALE!"

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