Some idiot answering my question

You are a grow up now

How long ?

Joe asked God, "how long is a 100 years to you". Reply: "A second"
Joe: "How much is a million dollars to you?" Reply: "a cent"
Joe: "Can you give me one cent?"
God says "Alright, just give me a second"

Who is smarter, teacher or student ?

Who is smarter, the teacher or the student?

TEACHER: Martha, go to the map and find North America. 
MARIA: Here it is. 
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 
CLASS: Martha.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

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Who is smarter, teacher or student?

TEACHER: Bob, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong 
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

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TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 
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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his? 
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. 
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A TEACHER!
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louis, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand....
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Am I doing it right ?