There was no radio

An Arab enters a taxi..........

Once he is seated he asks the cab driver to turn off the radio because he must not hear music as decreed by his religion and, in the time of the prophet, there no music, especially Western music which is music of the infidel's and certainly no radio ........

So the cab driver politely switches off the radio, stops the cab and opens the back door.

The Arab asks him: “Watt are you doing man?”

The cabby answers: “In the time of the prophet there were no taxis.

So get out and wait for a camel.”

Weight Lost program

A guy calls the company and orders their 5 day - 5kg weight loss program.


The next day, there's a knock on the door and standing before him a voluptuous, athletic,

21 year old babe from J.C. dressed in nothing but a G-string and a pair of Nike running shoes

and a sign around her neck. The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'
Without a second thought, he takes... off after her.

A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.


The same girl shows up the next four days and the same thing happens.

On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 5kgs as promised.


He calls the company and orders their 5day - 10kg program.

The next day there's a knock at the door and standing before him is the most stunning, beautiful,

sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes ,

a G-string and a sign around her neck that reads, 'If you catch me, you can have me'.


Well, he's out the door after her like a shot.

This girl is in excellent shape and despite his best efforts, but no such luck.


So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.


Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 10kgs,

as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order their 7 day - 25kg program.


'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone.. 'This is our most rigorous program.'

'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.'


The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing

there wearing nothing but pink running shoes, a G-String and a sign around his neck that reads,


'If I catch you, you're mine.'

he lost 31kgs that week.

An Advertisement

One day, Snow White & the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come across a lake.

The water was enticing & Snow White decides to take a bath. So she tells the Dwarfs to turn around while she is taking a bath in the lake. The Dwarfs protest vehemently because they want to take a bath too.

Snow White relents & says : "When I get into the water and you hear the splash, you can turn around."

Snow White undresses & as she is about to jump into water, at that very moment, she is startled by a frog who jumps into water before she can.

The moment the Dwarfs hear the SPLASH, they turn around & see Snow White standing NAKED. Now, given that this incident is an idea for a TV advertisment; what product is being advertised???

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