Say Grace

One day, a man's wife invited some of her husband's colleagues & boss over for dinner.

At the table, she turned to their 6-year-old daughter & said, "Sweetie, would you like to say grace & ask God to bless the food before everyone starts to eat?"

"But mommy, I wouldn't know what to say," their little daughter replied.

"Oh okay sweetie; just say what you hear mommy says," the man's wife instructed.

So, their little daughter bowed her head and said : "Dear Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people here for dinner ... &%$^#*^&%"!!!??!!!

You have changed

Wife : You changed after marriage.

Husband: Before we got married, I've told you before that I am not interested in married women.

You must know why .....

Judge : Why did you shoot your wife, instead of shooting her lover?

Defedant : Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.