Missing Husband

A lady went to the police station to file a report for her missing Husband:
... Lady: I lost my Husband

Inspector: What is his height?
Lady: I never noticed

Inspector: Slim or healthy?
Lady: Not slim can be healthy

Inspector: Colour of eyes?
Lady: Never noticed

Inspector: Colour of hair?
Lady: Changes according to season

Inspector: What was he wearing?
Lady: suit/casuals I don’t remember exactly

Inspector: Was somebody with him ?????????

Lady: Yes my Labrador dog, Calvin, tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together…. And the lady started crying…..

Inspector: Let’s search for the dog first!!!!!!!

两种花, 一种镁

男：你喜欢什么花？　　　　

女：我喜欢两种花。

男：哪两种？我送给你！　　

女：有钱花，随便花！

男：你真美！ 　　

女：我哪美？

男：想得美