I have AIDS

A man is dying of cancer. His son asked him, "dad, why do you keep telling people you have AIDS?" the man says, "so when i'm dead, no one will dare touch your mother." (:

Yes No Yes No Yes No

A man is driving in his car with his woman.
Man : "Honey, can you please see if my blinker is working?"
Woman sticks her head out of the car window & replied : "Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no."
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Man slams his head against the car's steering wheel & *Faintzzz*!!! Heeeeeeeeeeeeeee ... !!! ;O))