Thursday, December 30, 2010
WTF
Kid's dad joined Facebook..kid's status: "WTF, dad joined Facebook!!..." Dad asked kid, 'what is WTF?' Kid replies, 'Welcome To Facebook' :)
You are Here ......
A man & his woman were at a park looking at a map to see where they were.
Man : "Honey, why are you looking so surprised?"
Woman points to the map & replies : "The map says 'You Are Here'? This is strange. How do they know that I am here or we are here?"
...
Man scratches his head, shakes his head, flips & *FAINTZZZzzz*!!! Heeeeeee ... !!! ;O))
Man : "Honey, why are you looking so surprised?"
Woman points to the map & replies : "The map says 'You Are Here'? This is strange. How do they know that I am here or we are here?"
...
Man scratches his head, shakes his head, flips & *FAINTZZZzzz*!!! Heeeeeee ... !!! ;O))
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Little black dots ......
Man looks at his woman & said : "Honey, why are you taking such a long time to start up the computer?"
Woman : "I'm trying my best but I can never put in my password cos it's always showing me little black dots!!!"
Man's eyes, mouth & jaws wide open and he flips & *FAINTZZZ*!!! Heeeee ... !!! :O))
Woman : "I'm trying my best but I can never put in my password cos it's always showing me little black dots!!!"
Man's eyes, mouth & jaws wide open and he flips & *FAINTZZZ*!!! Heeeee ... !!! :O))
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
Starring at fruit juice
A man & his woman were in a supermarket.
Man : "Honey, what are you doing?"
Woman : "Shhhh ... Don't disturb me! I'm concentrating very hard on this orange juice carton because it says concentrate."
...Man looked at his woman & *FAINTZZZ*!!! ... Heeeeeeeeeeee ... !!! :O))
Man : "Honey, what are you doing?"
Woman : "Shhhh ... Don't disturb me! I'm concentrating very hard on this orange juice carton because it says concentrate."
...Man looked at his woman & *FAINTZZZ*!!! ... Heeeeeeeeeeee ... !!! :O))
Saturday, December 11, 2010
Windows
A lady customer was in a curtain shop.
Lady : "I want those pretty pink curtains for my computer!"
Curtain shop Man : "But miss, computers don't need curtains."
Lady : "Duh, I have windows!!!"...
Curtain shop man eyes & mouth wide open & *Faintzzz*!!! Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ... !!! :p
Lady : "I want those pretty pink curtains for my computer!"
Curtain shop Man : "But miss, computers don't need curtains."
Lady : "Duh, I have windows!!!"...
Curtain shop man eyes & mouth wide open & *Faintzzz*!!! Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ... !!! :p
Any key
A female staff at work.
Her computer prompted her saying : "Press any key to start".
She sits there for 10 minutes looking & staring hard at her keyboard.
Then, she finally shouted at her other colleagues : "Help me cos I am totally lost! Where is the 'ANY' key???"
Other colleagues all scratched their heads & *Faintzzz*!!! ... Heheheheh...ehehe!!! :p
Her computer prompted her saying : "Press any key to start".
She sits there for 10 minutes looking & staring hard at her keyboard.
Then, she finally shouted at her other colleagues : "Help me cos I am totally lost! Where is the 'ANY' key???"
Other colleagues all scratched their heads & *Faintzzz*!!! ... Heheheheh...ehehe!!! :p
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
Computer message : Error
A man & his woman are making a new password for their computer.
Man types : "mypenis".
Woman *ROFL*(rolling on floor laughing) because the computer prompted a reply message alert which says "Error : Too short"!!!
...Hehehehehehehehehehe ... !!! :p
Man types : "mypenis".
Woman *ROFL*(rolling on floor laughing) because the computer prompted a reply message alert which says "Error : Too short"!!!
...Hehehehehehehehehehe ... !!! :p
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